Students are NOT allowed to carry dildos to class because this is against the obscenity rules of the university -- which is truly perverse. Texas even has laws on the books stating that it is illegal for anyone to be in possession of more than 5 dildos (because then they are obviously intent of selling them -- and not a big pervert -- and selling dildos in Texas is illegal??? WTF?) So this is turning into a good "Sex and the Law" post because seriously, in the 'land of the free' you can't buy a dildo? But you CAN bring a gun to school?? So fucked up.

It is also amazing to me to see all the gun-carrying-American-nutcases going crazy over this perceived slight as the whole protest and being allowed to bring dildos to class is somehow an attack on them. Are they not pro-freedom no matter what form it takes? Apparently not...as carrying a dildo is clearly crossing the line. When carrying a firearm that can kill people... just makes sense, right?
Oh, and only in America would 'Cocks not Glocks' actually gain traction. For the rest of the world, a Glock is a firearm manufacturer.